1. You spy on your partner to make sure he/she isn't cheating.
2. Your partner disrespects you by shamelessly coming on to other people.
3. She says it's your kid, but....you're not really sure.
4. You're partner does not have a job, doesn't seem to want one and seems perfectly content to mooch off of you.
5 The only time you get along is when you are having sex and apparently that isn't even that good.
6. The police know you by name, because everytime you fight they have to come to break it up.
Ok that was 6, but still...
Most importantly, you need to break up - so I can get some sleep dagnavit! I need my beauty rest - plus you are making me see the beauty in singlehood.
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